vaxile

fiimiu are la numaratoare approx 70 de cuvinte-n vocabular. data fiind colera lu' taxu' si limbajul neacademic de la volan, e de mirare ca nici unu' din astea 70 nu-s neortodoxe. oh, si unele din ele ies stilcite, ca de exemplu: "bambana" = bomboana (practic nu-s bomboane ce ii dau, is niste drajeuri de lapte de capra, scoase de karihome "abuzu" = autobuzul nu-l abuzeaza nimeni, mah! "cocudu" = cocoshu' "babaganu"= papagalu' "camoninu" = camionu' si inca citeva pe care nu mi le mai amintesc. are insa o fixatie. ventilatoru'. i-am zis de nenumarate ori ca i se spune "ventilator". reactia lui e sa dea din cap, sa spuna "nunu" si sa ii dea drumu' la versiunea lui: "bagania". incapatzinat ca muma-s ....aaaaa ... e incapatinat, mai ... p-orma la categoria "romgleza" e cuvintul "pesh", intre "peste" si "fish". samdsamd

daca va intrebatz ce mai face vaxile jr (desi probabil nu), spre marea bucurie generala, il chinuie pe tasu'. de exemplu vineri. s-a trezit pe la fro unshpe, cu dureri de la vaccin. urla, urla si orice-i facuram ... nimic. plinsete si plinsete. jucarele? nimic! luat in brate? ciuciu! aratat nushce pe geam? vax! da' la un moment dat ... vede pe masa o cutie de paste instant, din care minca nevazmea (care saraca e-n luna a sasea cu al doilea golan). ei bine, asta micu' (sau mare, depinde de perspectiva) se opreste ca prin minune din plins si arata victorios spre instant noodles: "da-mi de-aia!!". i-am dat, a mincat, a facut nani pina la 7 jumate a doua zi. la faza asta io am luat o bere. prea de tot, totusi.

io totusi sper ca-s interceptori ce vor ei sa bage-n ro. nu de alta, da' de la interceptorii aia pina la moscova o racheta face < 11 minute. iar pe iubitii conducatori de la bucuresti nu m-as baza.

ce inseamna grupu' "albastru", "verde", etc? tre' sa ne macelarim intre noi? ne luptam pentru pace?

dragos, cum functioneaza MAD? fiecare din noi doi are posibilitatea de a-l distruge pe celalalt. de aceea nici unul din noi nu ataca, pentru ca implicit pierde. daca eu am un scut care sa ma faca mai putin vulnerabil in fata atacului tau, atunci eu te pot ataca pe tine, pentru ca nu mi-e frica de represalii. insa tu, vazindu-ma ridicind scutul, stii ca daca eu fac scutul, tu vei pierde si eu voi cistiga. ai doua optiuni: sau tu pierzi si eu cistig, sau pierdem amindoi. asa ca tu vei ataca, si amindoi o sa ne distrugem reciproc inainte ca scutul sa fie operational. cu alte cuvinte, daca idiotii care conduc us nu se potolesc ACUM, PRESTO, mai avem de trait inca maximum 5 ani.

http://en.rian.ru/russia/20100205/157785564.html 18:2705/02/2010 Moscow is apprehensive about U.S. plans to deploy missile defense elements in Romania, a senior Russian MP said Friday. Romanian President Traian Basescu said on Thursday his country backed talks with the United States on a plan to deploy interceptor missiles as part of a missile shield to protect Europe. Viktor Zavarzin, head of the State Duma Defense Committee, said the plans could affect the European security architecture as well as ongoing talks on the Russian-U.S. strategic arms reduction deal. In an interview with the Rosbalt news agency, he said the "key question" in that situation was whether NATO would view security problems only "from the Brussels perspective" or would take into account the "legitimate interests and concerns of all states in the Euro-Atlantic area." Alexander Pikayev, head of the Disarmament and Conflict Resolution Department at the World Economics and International Relations Institute, believes Romania had purposely made the statement at a time when U.S.-Russian strategic arms control talks had moved into the home stretch. He added that Romania's "initiative" could "significantly cool" ties between Russia and the United States. This view is echoed by other analysts who have suggested Bucharest's decision galls Moscow because it accentuates Romania's independence from Russia and underscores the fact that the Kremlin cannot dictate to NATO or the United States. The Russian foreign minister said earlier on Friday Moscow was waiting for clarification from the United States over its plans to deploy missile defense elements in Romania. "We expect the United States to provide an exhaustive explanation, taking into account the fact that the Black Sea regime is regulated by the Montreux Convention," Sergei Lavrov said. Lavrov did not clarify how the Montreux Convention could have any implications on the U.S. missile defense plans in Romania, as the convention regulates military and commercial navigation through the Dardanelles Straits. On September 18, 2009, Russian Prime Minister Putin welcomed U.S. President Barack Obama's plans for missile defense in the Black Sea which may include stationing U.S. Aegis armed warships in the Black Sea. He said Russia acted on the assumption that "there is an agreement between the two presidents on the joint study of common threats, with the participation of the European Union." "When we understand that we have a common understanding of possible threats, it will be possible to say which measures could be taken in response," the minister said. A U.S. State Department official said the facilities were due to become operational by 2015 and were aimed at defending against "current and emerging ballistic missile threats from Iran." However, a Russian military analyst said the U.S. plans posed a real threat to Russia's national security. Col. Igor Korotchenko (Ret.), editor-in-chief of the Natsionalnaya Oborona (National Defense) magazine, said they involved the placement of the land-based Aegis system using the new Standard Missile interceptor, SM-3. "This weapon system, without a question, could significantly impair Russia's nuclear deterrence capability," he said. He said SM-3 missiles would be able to intercept Russian ballistic missiles shortly after launch. "Russia should warn Romania that if elements of a U.S. missile shield are sited in the country they will be viewed as legitimate targets for Russian missile attack," Korotchenko said. Obama scrapped plans last year for Poland and the Czech Republic to host missile shield elements to counter possible strikes from Iran. The plans had infuriated Russia. Washington then announced a new scheme for a more flexible system, with a combination of land- and sea-based interceptors, to be deployed in Central Europe by 2015. U.S. Vice-President Joseph Biden visited Romania, Poland, and the Czech Republic last October to promote the new missile shield plan. Warsaw and Prague have already expressed their support for the revamped U.S. strategy. BERLIN, February 5 (RIA Novosti)

cica andrei tocma' a inceput sa mearga. a mers fro doi metri juma', de la canapea la calculator. filosofic vorbind, tipic masculin

nu, exclus, in aprilie mi se terna abonamentu' si tre' sa tirgui tel nou cu abonament nou

nu cred c-a ajuns, da' in doo luni probabil ca ajunje. io folosesc la tel functia de calendar (nush ce m-as face fara!) internetu' pe wifi, citeodata gps-ul, note-takeru', cititoru' de e-cartz (obligatoriu!!) si ceva jocuri. totusi cind am nevoie de curs de schimb valutar, harta transportului in comunism si alte de-alea ... ceee bun ie telefonu' ,,, androidurile au pina si sistem periodic si inca destul de detaliat (zdaisama, au afinitatz electronice!)

da' cat coasta far de bonament? cam 980 de singaporezi, deci fro 500 bzf

n-ai treaba, man! deja vazca face mincare!

E bine ca i-ai pus trabuc in gura inca de la varsta asta. E drept, ar putea fi si altceva daca sta pe oala. E misto foc! Brava! mistoooo ... astamicu' dupe ce minca e pus avtamat pe oala. unde produce ceva ... sau nu. nicioata nu sta acolo daca nu ii dai jucarii, daca nu vorbesti cu el, etc. samana cu tasu', care ia mereu laptopu' dupa el. osu' asta e pen' ca muma-sa i-a dat un copan de pui in mina si i-a zis "descurca-te". nu-s sigur ca a inteles ce i-a zis muma-sa. da' din copan a mai ramas ce se vede in poza. ceea ce e remarcabil, pen' ca n-are decit doi dintz, jos. iar cind am vrut sa-i luam osu', a protestat ca un sindicalist francez. asa ca l-am lasat cu osu' si l-am pus pe oala. daca-mi amintesc bine, a facut si baie rozind la uos. io ce sa-i fac? btw, admiratz va rog cit e de plin de mincare peste tot. pe mine faza asta ma dispera.

aj vrea sa auz si io ce credetz voi. in fro doo luni vreau sa-mi iau tel nou si nush de care. initial am vrut un htc hero ... pina cind unui coleg i-a crapat la 3 luni dupa ce si-a luat. pe de alta parte, la aifon tre' sa platesti toate rahaturile. iarasi pe de alta parte, abonamentele pentru aifon, cel putin la mine, is cu fro 15% mai ieftine. iar aifonu' cu abonament e echivalentu' a max 200 bzf (aka euro) cu cel mai bash ... aaaaa ... cel mai ieftin abonament.

zimbabwe

transmite-i salutari da, cumnu ... salutari si ... toate cele ...

Franta la capitala, sau mai hacana spre satu meu? neah, mac la rennes, de acolo inca shaptej' de km si pici in apa :mrgreen:. o sa dau uo fuga pina la alexandru in frun uichend.

fetele din ... ce? btw, "white collar" parca erau managerii, nu cercetatorii. sau nush cum ie in tzara "aia". la mine, io ca cercetator is executive, nu manager. mai am de mincat pita muulta pina la "manager", deci si pina la guleru' alb. si io am hirtia aia cu "doftur" de 6 ani in poznar :mrgreen: cit priveste fetele din ... (de unde?) creca lu' nenea cu guleru' alb-murdar ii lasa gura apa ...

tu mai apari prin sgp? vezi ca io de pe 24 pina pe 14 mac in fr.

Sotul ce zice? daca e inconstient, zice ca nevastsa e de vina. iar daca zice asa ceva, in mod sigur n-are dreptate

mhm , desi mamelucul ala nu prea are fatza de tiger ... ba are. fatza de tiger beer

ahaaa, si chestia aia cu "o ducea acasa" s-ar traduce prin "drives home" in acceptiunea de la ... golf?

http://www.adevarul.ro/actualitate/even ... 81991.html citez ... cum in singapore se circula pe stinga (adica volanu' e pe dreapta) deduc ca femeia respectiva mergea pe jos, pe linga masina ... sau in alta masina, care se deplasa in dreapta masinii lu' ionescu?

da, de fapt cel mai naspa era ca mereu era obosita, ii erea somn. dar n-a durat decit fro 2 luni. sau 3? acum ma gindesc cu groaza cum o sa fie cu number 2. ca alamicu nu o s-o lase sa doarma.

asa tre' safie