Hazel

Adevarul e ca si eu sunt bubuleatza pentru parintii mei, suna cam ciudat dar e adevarat

Vezi ca-l pun si io p'al meu de 24

Felicitari si la mai mare!

La multi ani de doua ori

La multi ani sarbatoritilor zile de astazi!

Ce fain arata bomboanele tale Bonicello! =P~

Iac-asa ne ducem noi seara la culcare

Pfuai, multumesc pentru Japonia rurala, imaginile astea chiar nu le-am mai vazut pana acum. Superb!

Sex in the office.pps

Dog Property Laws 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If its in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. 6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway. 7. If it just looks like mine, its mine. 8. If I saw it first, its mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If its broken, its yours.

Ce de bubuletzi mumoshi! Unul mai dulce ca altul!

Ce dulci is....

Un american, un japonez si un roman, se intrec in tehnologie. Americanul spune: - Am inventat o masinarie la care bagi la un capat un porc, si pe partea cealalta apar carnati, caltabos, sunca etc Japonezul spune: - Am inventat o masinarie la care bagi la un capat un sac de nisip, si pe partea cealalta apar cristale de cuart, pahare de cristal etc. Romanul spune: - La noi, s-au apucat 10 muncitori sa construiasca o fabrica de alcool la ora 8 dimineata, si la ora 10 erau beti toti !!!

A couple were going out for the evening. They'd got ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrives and as the couple go out the cat shoots back in. They don't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out. The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty, explains to the taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab: "Sorry I took so long," he says, "stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"

Trei ingineri, un japonez, un american si un român la o licitatie pentru construirea unui pod. Japonezu: - Dom'le, noi pornim constructia de pe ambele maluri in acelasi timp. In felul asta castigam timp si intalnirea o facem cu ajutorul GPS-ului, cu eroare de centimetri. Americanu: - Noi pornim constructia de pe ambele maluri in acelasi timp. In felul asta castigam timp si intalnirea o facem cu ajutorul LASER-ului, cu eroare de cativa milimetri. Românu: - Noi pornim constructia de pe ambele maluri in acelasi timp. - Pai si? Spune comisia. Cum va intalniti la mijloc? - Pai daca ne intalnim bine. Daca nu, o sa aveti doua poduri.

Cat Prayer Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To NEVER tell a human that The world is really ruled by CATS!

A dog thinks, "Hey, those people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice, warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me.... They must be gods!" A cat thinks, "Hey, those people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice, warm, dry house, pet me and take good care of me.... I must be a god!" *************************************************************************************************************** What are the qualities of a cat? Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They're unpredictable. They pout when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to be left alone. They expect you to cater to their every whim. They're moody. They leave hair everywhere. They drive you nuts and cost you money. Conclusion: They're tiny little women in fur coats. What are the qualities of a dog? Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food opening half-a-block away but don't hear you when you're in the same room. They can look dumb and lovable at the same time. They growl when they're not happy. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They never have enough toys and they leave them everywhere. Conclusion: They're tiny little men in fur coats.

Dear God, so far, this year you have taken away my favourite dancer, Michael Jackson, my favourite actor, Patrick Swayze and my favourite singer, Stephen Gately and my favourite actress, Farah Fawcett. Just so you know, my favourite politician is Mircea Geoana. Regards

Hehe, mai am vreo doua faine, da's cam ...tari de pus aici

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O zi de lucru A Usual Working Day.pps

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