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mmmm, that's it, fac imediat nişte fasole [code]si iata sa va faceti o idee cam cita untura lasa 2 piepturi mari de ratza (Dragos, ca. 3 dl fara adaos de alte grasimi in tigaie ! )[/code] tu nu pui apă cînd topeşti grăsimea? Arată foarte bine - eşti norocoasă că ai găsit numai piciore, aici trebuie să cuperi tot animalul dacă vrei picioarele (costă aproape la fel cît un piept gata curăţat) Mulţam pt. reţetă!

aaa... păi n'aţi cerut voi să aveţi numele colorat ? (uită'te la cine este online, tot curcubeul acolo)

te referi la King Crimson sau la culoarea aceea cărămizie?

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[b]Cum filetăm o portocală care'a stat pe desk cam vreo săptămînă, cu un cuţit de plastic: 1. [/b] [center][b][/b] [/center] [b]2. [/b] [center][b][/b] [/center] [b]ta..daaaaa!!!! [/b] [center][b][/b] [/center] [b] [/b]

aha, adică originale asta este cea mai simplă şi uşor de făcut (chiar şi eu o pot face!)... lasă fructele, nu's sănătoase!!! În schimb aruncă peste ele o lingură bună (sau un polonic) de îngheţată de vanilie, acoperită bine cu sirop de ciocolată.. ~200g faină ~1/4l lapte calduţ ~10g praf de copt ~40/50g unt topit 1 lingura zahăr 1 ou (nu de la frigider) sare Cantităţile sînt aproximative, te joci cu făina şi/or laptele - aluatul trebuie să fie mai gros decît cel de clătite. Dacă ai răbdare să cerni făina, ies mai pufoase - eu n'am! Dacă ai plită este mai bine, faci 2-3 dintr'o dată. Se recomandă dimineaţa, la prînz şi seara... Dacă nu eşti singură acasă, dublează cantitatea...

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bun, bun, bun!!! Încearcă lapte bătut (în loc de lapte lapte).... noi nu punem vanilie, dar este o idee bună... Cosmina, dacă nu gaseşti sirop de arţar foloseşte sirop de porumb (de fapt cam orice sirop care-ţi place) şi mai pune, atunci cînd le serveşti, puţin unt peste ele.. http://www.williams-sonoma.com/wsimgs/ab/images/dp/products/201007/0009/img41m.jpg

trebuie să facem o reclamaţie, au construit Starbucks'urile chiar în mijlocul drumului!!!! Ia'ţi şi un frother şi ai setul complet... unul ca ăsta, din plastic, este cam $50 şi'un pic... sau ~$150 stainless, munceşte PERFECT, în 3 min ai suficientă spumă pt 2 latte ca lumea (sau 5-6 pt ce numesc ei "normale") [center]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41%2BdTrznb4L._SL500_AA280_.jpg [/center]

nu am the 55-250mm (am 70-200, 2.8) dar are decent reviews - şi este destul de ieftină.. este f/4-5.6, deci are nevoie de puţin mai multă lumină.. Ca să scoţi subiectul în evidenţa (şi background-ul blurred - adică cu un nice bokeh ) de regulă foloseşti cea mai mică aperture posibilă (f4 în cazul acesta), focusing on the subject. Asta în termeni simpli, trebuie să te familiarizezi puţin şi cu depth of field (uite un calculator aici ) - adică numai partea din fotografie care este în focus. Eu sînt cel mai prost teacher din lume (according to nevastă'mea, şi cred că are dreptate, dar numai în cazul ăsta ) ... deci ascultă la Narnia

o lentilă bună nu înseamnă neapărat şi fotografii bune Ajută, într'adevăr, dar nu este ceva garantat... în ceeace ce priveşte calitatea imaginii o lentilă fixă (versus telephoto) este întotdeauna mai bună (şi mai ieftină) - dezavantajul este că trebuie să zoom cu piciorele. Dacă vrei ceva foarte bun, bună cam pentru orice, cumpăra o 17-55mm IS 2.8 - probabil o să te coste cam dublu decît a costat aparatul dar merită...

ghimbir = ginger ..cine spunea că's prea batrîn să mai învăţ GRESEŞTE!!!

I get this poem every winter & every winter I love re-reading it. It's a beautiful poem and very well written. Thought it might be a comfort to you, it is to me. [center] ENJOY! [font=Arial Black][size=7]Fuck! [b] It's cold![/b][/size][/font] [center] [/center] [b] The end.[/b] [/center]

Foarte greu de găsit, uscat (freeze dried) sau în saramură! Cînd lucram vis-a-vis de Chelsea market mai găseam (mergeam acolo pentru lunch aproape în fiecare zi) ... dacă nu-l cumpăram imediat dispărea pîna a doua zi.. Foarte bun pt. seafood sau cu brînză de capră... Acum m'ai forţat să merg acolo, şi ninge afară! Dacă răcesc, este numai vina ta!!!

wow, trebuie să'i sun p'ai mei !!! aici nu'i nimic încă (dar vine mîine)... (nu este ceaţă, geamul este murdar ) jucăriile mele :

Ion şi Maria se pregătesc de culcare. Ion iese afară să se uşureze. Se întoarce peste cîteva minute cu pantalonii uzi. [b]Maria îl întreabă: - Plouă? - Nu, bate vîntul.[/b]

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The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!' And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!' And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the expensive designer jeans that you bought a couple years back, but don't wear because you say they not the "in" name this year. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.' The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?

[font=Arial][size=2][color=#000000]The Last Nickel A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" “No,' the woman replied. I work for the I.R.S.”[/color][/size][/font]

Wal-Mart has everything! One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the s ample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart." That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.. Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm.. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

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la asta mă înscriu şi eu!!! Problema este că atunci cînd fac somonul pe grătar din 3 încercări numai 1 iese bine : or iese uscat or prea crud (şi atunci îl mai pun pe grătar şi'l usuc sigur!) I'am spus lu' nevastă'mea că'mi trebuie neapărat un Tag Heuer să cronometrez timpul, dar nu mă crede!!! Cotlete tale sînt cam de 2 centimetri? Cartofii şi salata arată super-duper!!

pt. că originalul este mai MIC decît î'l arată IPB... (original = 60×90px, IPB=111×150)... ăsta ar fi cel mai apropiat de ce se vede pe IPB (dar încă nu prea clar, trebuie doctoricit în PS):